OPINION: Four Muppet ships to sail
Love in the post-Kermiggy breakup
While Kermit and Piggy have been known for many years as the classic Muppet couple, they are far from the only Muppets who have found love amongst their ranks. From […]
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OPINION: It’s time to elect Muppets for office
The corruption and selfishness has run our country into the ground, only Muppets can turn it around
We are living in one of the most politically divisive times our country has ever seen. Coming off the heels of one of the most controversial presidents ever only to […]
OPINION: A criticism behind April Fool’s Day
Have we finally progressed past April Fool’s Day?
I lay writhing in bed on March 31, already apprehensive of what the morning awaits. A single bead of sweat trickles down my forehead. “Why,” you ask. The worst and […]
OPINION: Working at the vaccination center to become vaccinated
Vaccinations are slowly becoming available through the University, opening up jobs for students
As an average college student, I happen to have some average college student desires. Good grades, an ability to stop procrastinating, a strong appreciation for Grub Truck macaroni & cheese, […]
Surviving the holidays — Three ways to combat common holiday dangers
The holidays are upon us, and that means sugar plums, Christmas and dreaded holiday dinner conversations.
An April Apocalypse
Downtown Moscow was attacked on Friday by an army of Decepticons, who were disguised as planes, police cars and construction vehicles. The leader of the alien army, Megatron, used the […]
Satire, sarcasm and sass – Students need more healthy food options
Campus administration, as well as the national legislature, say they want students to be healthy. They say they intend to follow guidelines and get the right amount of veggies and […]
Satire, sarcasm and sass – She”s watching us all with the eye of the tiger
Anyone who doesn”t know who Kim Davis is should. She is the next great American Hero. For those of you simpletons who don”t know, Davis is the Kentucky clerk who […]
What wouldn’t Jesus do? — World Vision boycott eschewed past ideas of compassion
Conservative Christian groups heroically rallied to boycott World Vision — a Washington-based non-profit Christian relief organization — after a company policy change on March 24 was announced to allow the […]