Horoscopes: March 24, 2016
Aries 3/21-4/19 Remember last week when you walked up to the fourth floor of the library and you had to stop at the top to catch your breath? […]
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Horoscopes: March 4, 2016
Pisces 2/19-3/20 Noticing a strange smell in your room? It may be that popcorn that you made last week, which still hasn”t been taken out of the microwave. The good […]
Horoscopes: Feb. 26, 2016
Pisces 2/19-3/20 Still have no plans for Spring Break? Just Photoshop yourself into one of the Kardashian”s Instagram photos and everyone will think that you had the best vacation ever. […]
Horoscopes: Feb. 24, 2016
Pisces 2/19-3/20 Don”t fret Pisces, your car has not been stolen – it is just camouflaged by a thick layer of dirt and mud. Maybe you should consider running it […]
Horoscopes: Feb. 11, 2016
Aquarius 1/20-2/18 February is the month to woo, Aquarius. It is also your month, so take Cupid”s heart-tipped arrow and try not to fail at this too. Pisces 2/19-3/20 The […]
Horoscopes: Feb. 5, 2016
Aquarius 1/20-2/18 You”re feeling confident that your team is going to win the Super Bowl, but be wary of getting your hopes up too high – the higher they are, […]
Horoscopes: Jan. 28, 2016
Aquarius 1/20-2/18 Did you walk into a huge pile of mud on your way to class and ruin your nice shoes? Maybe it”s time you admit you need to get […]
Horoscopes: Jan. 22, 2016
Aquarius 1/20-2/18 You may still be wondering if you actually turned in that last bit of homework before break “¦ The stars say go back to blissfully napping and worry […]
Horoscopes: Jan. 15, 2016
Capricorn 12/22-1/19 Time to party like it”s your birthday. You”ll either celebrate with family and hometown friends or here with your fellow Vandals, but it will be memorable no matter […]
Horoscopes: Dec. 10, 2015
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 You get to look forward to have your annual “Do I birthday party or squeeze in a bit more studying for finals?” struggle this week. Capricorn 12/22-1/19 Put […]