Pisces 2/19-3/20
Noticing a strange smell in your room? It may be that popcorn that you made last week, which still hasn”t been taken out of the microwave. The good news is, you now have a quick snack.
Aries 3/21-4/19
It is time to begin apartment hunting and that just means stress and sadness. The stars are warning you this week, whatever you do, do not rent apartment number 301.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Your online shopping addiction has definitely become a problem lately. It is time to freeze the credit cards and take a break from the Internet.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Gemini, you may or may not be happy to know that you share your zodiac sign with Kanye West. Either way, you”re stuck with it
Cancer 6/22-7/22
Because of your heavy nightly reading load, it is becoming difficult to let all of that information soak in. Try sleeping on your textbooks this week and see if the law of osmosis actually works.
Leo 7/23-8/22
A college campus is a breeding ground for stress. So, the next time you see someone literally pulling out their hair, don”t judge.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
The day has come where you must set foot in the deadly library. It can be a maze or a new world for some, but if you break out your Bear Grylls skills, you may just make it out alive.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Libra, you will soon find that all of your midterms will be the easiest tests you have ever taken, but only if you studied exactly 46.2 hours. Did you study exactly 46.2 hours?
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Since you are low on funds and traveling is expensive, it is time to get crafty. Have you ever thought of express shipping yourself somewhere? It is time to start buying the perfect box, and getting flexible.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
The sun has been out, which means that the campus squirrels are emerging as well. That squirrel that you agitated last semester still remembers what you did, so watch your back.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
You will come into a large sum of money next week. However, the stars cannot tell if it is because you won the lottery or became a bookie …
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Only wear the color pink this week, and stay away from green at all costs. You will thank me later.