Don”t fret Pisces, your car has not been stolen – it is just camouflaged by a thick layer of dirt and mud. Maybe you should consider running it through the carwash.
It is wonderful that your New Year resolution of going Vegan is still on track. However, just remember that bacon isn”t and never will be a vegetable.
You may want to check your Spring Break plane ticket to Europe. There is a big difference between Paris, Texas and Paris, France.
Gemini, it is great that you are so optimistic about the current sunshine, but even though your flip-flops and shorts may be comfortable, it is still February.
It is time for you to take a personal day and read that book you have been longing to crack open. If you just so happen to nap the entire day away, at least you tried.
The chocolate that you have had hidden away in your desk drawer since last Valentine”s Day must taste wonderful by now.
Unlike the Gemini”s you are still feeling the winter blues. So, to keep your spirits up, go out and buy a furry friend.
The stars say that you should stay away from both coffee and alcohol this week. On second thought, it is probably OK to not listen to the stars.
As a Scorpio, you know that sleep is for the weak. However, the next time you sleep-crash in the middle of the Arboretum, it might be best to get a regular eight hours.
If you don”t do your laundry soon, you might have to wear last years Halloween costume as a back up. Feathers and a top hat are not in fashion right now.
With all of the clutter you have jammed in your closet, you may need the rest of semester to begin moving out of your dorm.
Feel like doing something good for the world lately? Become Moscow”s very own vigilante and save someone from a burning building, or just recycle.