Pisces 2/19-3/20
Don”t fret Pisces, your car has not been stolen – it is just camouflaged by a thick layer of dirt and mud. Maybe you should consider running it through the carwash.
Aries 3/21-4/19
It is wonderful that your New Year resolution of going Vegan is still on track. However, just remember that bacon isn”t and never will be a vegetable.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
You may want to check your Spring Break plane ticket to Europe. There is a big difference between Paris, Texas and Paris, France.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Gemini, it is great that you are so optimistic about the current sunshine, but even though your flip-flops and shorts may be comfortable, it is still February.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
It is time for you to take a personal day and read that book you have been longing to crack open. If you just so happen to nap the entire day away, at least you tried.
Leo 7/23-8/22
The chocolate that you have had hidden away in your desk drawer since last Valentine”s Day must taste wonderful by now.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Unlike the Gemini”s you are still feeling the winter blues. So, to keep your spirits up, go out and buy a furry friend.
Libra 9/23-10/22
The stars say that you should stay away from both coffee and alcohol this week. On second thought, it is probably OK to not listen to the stars.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
As a Scorpio, you know that sleep is for the weak. However, the next time you sleep-crash in the middle of the Arboretum, it might be best to get a regular eight hours.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
If you don”t do your laundry soon, you might have to wear last years Halloween costume as a back up. Feathers and a top hat are not in fashion right now.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
With all of the clutter you have jammed in your closet, you may need the rest of semester to begin moving out of your dorm.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Feel like doing something good for the world lately? Become Moscow”s very own vigilante and save someone from a burning building, or just recycle.