Aquarius 1/20-2/18
You”re feeling confident that your team is going to win the Super Bowl, but be wary of getting your hopes up too high – the higher they are, the more it hurts when you lose all the bets you made.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
You may have taken the battery out, but the fire alarm in your apartment isn”t going to stop chirping incessantly. The problem isn”t actually the fire alarm – you definitely have a ghost.
Aries 3/21-4/19
The beautiful thing about your newly acquired adult status is that you can shirk all responsibility this weekend and party or binge-watch Netflix – but you probably shouldn”t.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Winter isn”t the best time for you, Taurus. The sky is gloomy, the air is chilled and every morning, you wake up to car doors that are frozen shut.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Whatever impulse you”ve been harboring – whether it”s regarding a new tattoo, piercing or pet – now is the time to act. A newly studded nose or a furry friend is just what you need these days.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
It”s a good thing that you”re determined to not miss a single class this semester, but you”re not doing anyone a favor by showing up sick. Take a day off, or wear a hazmat suit to school.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Even though you hate the dreaded O-word, it”s time to suck it up and do it – get organized. Buy a planner and your life will improve instantly.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
The odds will be in your favor when it comes to football this weekend. Just wear that lucky shirt you haven”t washed since the last time the Broncos won the Super Bowl and you”ll be fine.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Pick up a book or go see a play – the couch is comfy, but your TV might die from exhaustion if it doesn”t get a break soon.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
February will be a good month for you, Scorpio. You may have fallen on some hard times recently, but it looks like your luck is begining to change.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Everything in moderation, Sagittarius. Everything in moderation.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
The best part of winter, your birthday, has passed, and with Valentine”s Day right around the corner, you might have a touch of Seasonal Affective Disorder. Do something nice for yourself.