Horoscopes 06.12.2013
Gemini — 5/21 – 6/20 You will get some bad news this week. When you do, remember that ice cream and time heal all wounds.
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Gemini — 5/21 – 6/20 Take some time to do what YOU want. Sit in the dark watching all six Star Wars films in a row if you want. Go […]
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Aries 3/21 – 4/19 You are always getting into things. Things you shouldn’t be in. Be more cautious. Nine lives go fast when you’re careless and don’t watch out for […]
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Capricorn 12/22 – 1/19 Sleeping in ‘til 3 p.m. may sound like a good idea on the weekend, but you will regret it come Monday, during your 8 a.m. class.
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Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 We all know you’ve been listening to T-swizzle nonstop. Give it a rest — you’re still not getting back together. Ever, ever, ever.
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Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 Thanksgiving vacation is almost here. If only you could stop day-dreaming about gravy and pie.
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Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 The cold weather is freezing your toes. Watch your step, as a scraped knee may lead to a vampire’s slip-up. Yum.
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Libra 9/23 – 10/22 Take the fifth word from Sagittarius, the 10th word in the first sentence from Leo, the 12th word minus -ful from Virgo, the third word from […]
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Libra 9/23 – 10/22 Buy all the gummy candy you can get your hands on, because your birthday month is about to get crazy.
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Libra 9/23 – 10/22 Does your grandmother still bake you your favorite cookies and knit you warm sweaters with love in every stitch? It may seem embarrassing now that you’re […]