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Horoscopes: Feb. 26, 2016


Pisces 2/19-3/20

Still have no plans for Spring Break? Just Photoshop
yourself into one of the Kardashian”s Instagram photos and everyone will think that you had the best vacation ever.

Aries 3/21-4/19    

Don”t worry Aries, the One Direction hiatus won”t last forever. Until then, it is OK to sob into your collection of albums, and pray to your Harry Styles cardboard cutout.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

The stars say to stay away from ladybugs this week at all costs. You will thank them later.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

Never delete those crazy selfies that lurk on your phone. The next time you feel like being famous, you can always upload one to the Internet and become the next great meme.

Cancer 6/22-7/22

Still waiting for your invitation to the Oscars? I am sure that it just got lost in the mail.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Your wedding Pinterest board has taken over your life lately. The good news is, once your journalism degree doesn”t work out, you can always make it in the wedding planning business.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Considering your bed is also your desk and your dining table, it is probably time to wash your sheets. Or, you can always invest in an actual desk and dining table.

Libra 9/23-10/22

Libra, the stars have granted you a serious dose of luck this week. You will either win the lottery or just make it through your classes without dying.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

This is your week to channel your inner Food Network skills, Scorpio. Rumor has it you are the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich maker this side of the Mississippi.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

The best part of living around 11,000 other college-aged students is that you can wear whatever you want, and no one will judge you.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Remember Capricorn, texting while walking is like asking for a car to hit you. However, if you are looking for someone else to pay your tuition, this is a very viable option.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

Watching old “Glee” episodes has been the highlight of your week and has made you want to become a drama major. Remember, you have no acting experience and cannot carry a tune, but keep following your dreams.

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