Horoscopes: Jan. 22, 2016

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

You may still be wondering if you actually turned in that last bit of homework before break “¦ The stars say go back to blissfully napping and worry about it later.

Pisces 2/19-3/20

Before investing in this semester”s textbooks, it is time to get rid of last semester”s. So, get online and start selling.

Aries 3/21-4/19    

Your heating will soon shut down because of the intense cold weather. Be prepared and light up all of last year”s useless lecture notes for a makeshift fire.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Now that the Holidays are over, your obsession with Christmas music must come to an end. Find a Gemini friend, and they will happily tell you about their recent obsession with the Biebs.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

Your dreams over the next few nights may be about Justin Bieber. Just remember, young Gemini, this does not mean that you should quit school and become a groupie.  

Cancer 6/22-7/22

During your “Game of Thrones” binge watching session, the first week of classes has already come and gone – it might be time to go outside and take in some fresh air.

Leo 7/23-8/22

The stars and planets have aligned to bring you good luck, and the “free” car you signed up for in the mall.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

You might be wondering why your luggage is still lost in the airport. Leo has been given all of this week”s luck, so you can take that up with them.

Libra 9/23-10/22

It is great that you have cracked open your laptop to get a headstart on your new semester studies. But, the stars would like to remind you that cat memes in no way correlate with your 400 level Psych class.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

You will be happy to find out that your mom has scheduled all of your yearly medical appointments before school gets too busy. Go you.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

You may be worrying about the food you did not take out of your mini fridge before break. Don”t worry – it will crawl out on its own eventually.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

With all the holiday cards and wedding invites you have received this winter, you may be feeling very adult lately. Appreciate the feeling while it lasts.

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