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Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 We all know you’ve been listening to T-swizzle nonstop. Give it a rest — you’re still not getting back together. Ever, ever, ever.
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Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 Thanksgiving vacation is almost here. If only you could stop day-dreaming about gravy and pie.
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Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21 The cold weather is freezing your toes. Watch your step, as a scraped knee may lead to a vampire’s slip-up. Yum.
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Libra 9/23 – 10/22 Take the fifth word from Sagittarius, the 10th word in the first sentence from Leo, the 12th word minus -ful from Virgo, the third word from […]
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Libra 9/23 – 10/22 Buy all the gummy candy you can get your hands on, because your birthday month is about to get crazy.
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Libra 9/23 – 10/22 Does your grandmother still bake you your favorite cookies and knit you warm sweaters with love in every stitch? It may seem embarrassing now that you’re […]
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Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 There are too many freshmen, too much homework, not enough sleep. You deserve a lollipop.
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Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 There is such a thing as “too organized.” Relax and enjoy the weekend. Clean the house later.
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Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 Flow with the energy of the universe this week to smoothen your transition into the fall. Failing that, drink a lot of coffee. It will make […]