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Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 There are too many freshmen, too much homework, not enough sleep. You deserve a lollipop. 

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Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 There is such a thing as “too organized.” Relax and enjoy the weekend. Clean the house later.

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Virgo 8/23 – 9/22 Flow with the energy of the universe this week to smoothen your transition into the fall. Failing that, drink a lot of coffee. It will make […]

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Leo 7/23 – 8/22 Ain’t no river wide enough, ain’t no valley low enough, ain’t no mountain high enough to keep you from breaking the law this week.

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Aries March 21 – April 19 There’s only room for one horseman and everyone knows you have the rabbit’s watch. Give it back before the queen offs you at the […]

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Cancer 6/22 –  7/22 Walking to the beat of your own drum is great, but dancing to it is even better. Grab the drum and hit the streets. I’m sure […]

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Gemini 5/21 – 6/21 You’re living in a whole new world. Keep your eyes open for diamonds in the rough.

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Gemini 5/21 – 6/21 Although social plans are likely to fall through, that works to your advantage. All you want to do now is shut the door, grab the chips […]

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brie capshaw–rawr… Taurus 4/20-5/20  It’s been hard to keep that long-distance relationship going all year, but you did it and in one weeks’ time it will all have been worth […]