Libra 9/23 – 10/22
Yes, it’s getting cold outside. No, don’t pull out the Uggs.
Scorpio
10/23 – 11/21
Tailgating isn’t just for football. Tennis, soccer and track and field are outdoors, too. Back up the Chevy, blast the country music and fire up the grill. Every team needs support and every student needs a reason to party.
Sagittarius
11/22 – 12/21
Your dreams to be lead singer in a band have not dissipated yet. Go to bandnamemaker.com and see if your fate includes Stiff Itch, Kitchen Vampire or another rocking band name. It may inspire you to dust off the electric bass, too.
Capricorn
12/22 – 1/19
It is unfair that Starbucks got rid of their gold card rewards, but the lack of free soy and syrup is no excuse to picket during class breaks. Plus, missing out on Pumpkin Spice lattes is a crime.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
Start saving money for holiday presents. Once you think of it, your mom’s gift is going to be epic.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
Watch “The Sandlot” again. Twelve times is never enough.
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
Don’t forget to tie your shoes. Stairs are your enemy this week.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
Log out of Facebook. Your “friend’s” hack will do more harm than good.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
Go to bed early — Mom’s orders.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
Cool it on the gym routine. One large order of curly fries and three beers won’t push you over the edge. Being fit is overrated.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
Time to pull out the crayons. A coloring competition is long overdue.
Virgo
8/23 – 9-22
Better read up on how to make a tin foil hat. Those crop circles weren’t a coincidence.