Tag: horoscopes

Taurus 4/20 – 5/20 That stuff you ate had a rocky relationship with another organism. Prepare yourself.

Taurus 4/20 – 5/20 Finding your other shoe wouldn’t be so difficult if you had cleaned your — wait, was that a shoe on the roof? Better check that out.

Aries 3/21 – 4/19 If you feel like you’re wandering around aimlessly in life, try something drastic. When looking down doesn’t work, look up.

Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Spring will be here at the same time as graduation, unless you live in Moscow. Sorry about your bad luck.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20 Your horoscope sign is a fish, so take that to heart. This summer, make it your goal to swim somewhere exotic. Or at least learn how […]