Horoscopes

Gemini

Yes, going out with your friends every night is fun and so easy to do during the summer. But, the summer also offers a good opportunity to form an actual life plan if you just set aside a few hours for it.

Cancer

Is that an actual banana peel lying on your floor? The time has come to stop putting off your living quarter’s much needed summer cleaning.

Leo

I’m all knowing, so I can tell Netflix is really tempting to you right now. Stop it. Stop it now. Finish whatever productive activity you have to do today. There will be plenty of time for Netflix when you’re dead.

Virgo

It’s past your bedtime. Go to sleep already.

Libra

If you have a Virgo friend, do them a favor and slip them some NyQuil for God’s sake.

Scorpio

You’ve been busy this summer, sure, but you also have some friends and family who have been missing your company. At the very least, find the time to pick up the phone and call someone this week.

Sagittarius

Your childhood years of spending summer vacation free from responsibilities are over. Stop procrastinating and just be grateful you don’t live in the real world yet where summer vacations don’t exist at all.

Capricorn

Eh … I don’t have enough energy to see into your future. Do whatever you want.

Aquarius

Since you’ve been content to sit on your couch all day, your job for the next few days is to supervise your Capricorn friends. Make sure they don’t do anything crazy.

Pisces

You’ve been obsessing over a relationship for a while now. The time has come to let it all go and enjoy the opportunities summer has to offer you.

Aries

Put down the bag of chips. Now. You have over two months before the fall semester begins. Use that time to finally start yourself on that healthy lifestyle you’ve been meaning to get into for years.

Taurus

With the summer weather looking up in Moscow, you should definitely be spending most of your days outside. I heard your Aries friend has been thinking about running. You should offer to go along with them and soak up the sun.

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