Off The Cuff

Designated driver

Please don’t tip me for driving you around, your hilarious antics and train wrecks makes driving your car around worth it.

–Danielle

Speak softly and carry a long stick

As a person with asthma, I have the perfect solution to appease both smokers and nonsmokers on campus, instead of a full tobacco ban. Much like the 25-foot perimeter berth required for smoking outside of buildings, University of Idaho needs to issue people with asthma 25-foot long sticks to enforce a personal perimeter for health reasons. That way, smokers can smoke and people with asthma can enjoy a game of pool with people as the playing balls.

–Aleya

Full body workout

I take back all those times I called my friends old. I’m sore from head to toe. At 21, my body is not in the shape it was in four years ago, but that doesn’t mean it’s not capable. I pitched a softball competitively for the first time since high school. Six strikeouts in four innings isn’t too shabby for being that out of practice.

–Kaitlyn

Wild hearts

Definitely a quality weekend with quality people. It was spontaneity at its finest and a good reminder of how much I love my people.

–Hannah

It works out

I should really stop complaining because usually my problems work themselves out or they just aren’t near as bad as they could have been. I’ve got a really good life.

–Emily

Mariners baseball

Oh no. We suck again!

–Sean

Mariners baseball

Oh no, we don’t suck again!

–Ricky

#FreeWiebe

The hospital heard us loud and clear and our good friend Stephan is no longer locked up … err, tied down. The best news of this academic year, by far.

–Theo

Lost ski

With Schweitzer closed for the season, I will have to head home to ski White Pass for my final few fixes for the year. Maybe I’ll even find that ski I lost.

–Phil

Patty’s does it again

They’ve shown me that putting fish in tacos isn’t a terrible idea after all. I encourage everyone to grab a bite to eat out on their deck in the sunshine before the semester comes to an end, in true Moscow summertime fashion.

–Jessica

Free Internet

My apartment company has started installing Internet in every apartment, so now I have a free Internet. It isn’t the fastest but it’s better than paying $43 per month.

–Rainy

Thank you

Sunshine, for making me happy.

–Kaitlin

 

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