Spring break
The countdown is on. Only three weeks, people.
— Tea
The dreaded grocery list
When there’s only eggs and bacon left in the fridge for breakfast. Nope. Bacon and eggs — it’s what for dinner.
— Catherine
Split
Despite my doubts about the new Shyamalan movie, Jams McAvoy was phenomenal in the movie. Would watch again.
— Claire
Bachelor bandwagon
Maybe I should hop on. Or maybe not.
— Mihaela
Bachelor bandwagon part 2
Fair warning, Mihaela. Once you go Bachelor you never go back.
— Hailey
The Bachelor Hometowns
$3,423 is too much to spend on a date with a man who is also dating other women.
— Diamond
I was happy
I was genuinely hopeful when I saw a tweet that said President Trump was planning to talk to the Congressional Black Caucus. Then I found out the context behind it …
— Erin
DeMarcus Cousins
Somebody call the police, the New Orleans Pelicans just committed the theft of the decade.
— Josh
Dunk contest theme
“Dunked On” by Froggy Fresh.
— Brandon
Dried grass
Scratches your feet without even tickling. Nickel and dime you. Costs an arm and a leg to get a hip replacement. No defacement, no loitering, no shirt, no shoes and no parking this side of the street.
— Jack
Mint
Why does a mint leaf taste minty?
— Griff
Deadlines
College students like to get things done right before deadlines because it’s thrilling, not because they are lazy.
— Andrew
Interview tip
When the employer asks, “What makes you tick?” be mostly honest. I said “snowshoeing” (but thought “corndogs”).
— Lyndsie