Wow
The Seahawks need a hug.
— Ryan
Seriously
Why didn’t the Seahawks run the ball? It was 2nd and goal with one minute in the 4th quarter and they were one touchdown away from winning the Super Bowl. And they didn’t run it. It doesn’t make any sense. Oh well, yay for the Patriots!
— Andrew
Best super bowl ad
I don’t care about the results, even though that was one heck of a game, all I cared about was Liam Neeson playing Clash of Clans like it was the next “Taken.”
— Claire
Life lessons
Don’t clean out jalapenos with your bare hands. Turns out the juices and seeds will burn you and you will be in agonizing pain for several hours. And I’m supposed to be an adult soon.
— Kaitlyn
The game
So Seattle lost and people are acting like the world is coming to an end. Of course, I’m disappointed too, but I can at least admit that it was a great game. Isn’t that the whole point anyway?
— Erin
National Signing Day
The day we get to see grown men get giddy over 18-year-old high school students scribbling on a piece of paper. We won’t likely see many of these kids on the football field for two or more years, but hey, the future is bright, right?
— Stephan
Mrs. Clinton
Where art thou? You need to announce your bid for the presidency already. I am bored with politics and I want to start caring again.
— Amber
South Park
Mr. Mackey, Mr. Mmckey, Mr. Mmmkay. Get it?
— Jack
Groundhog
The Oregon Zoo has a hedgehog that it uses to decide weather trends. I’m going to side with that little guy who said spring will come early, not the groundhog.
— Katelyn
Out of context
It’s amazing how much importance we tend to place on the events of a single day. I’m not really a sports person, but it’s interesting to watch all the buildup to, and then the aftermath, of a single afternoon.
— Daphne
12s
Before getting “back-to- back Super Bowl champs” tatooed on your arm, make sure the Seahawks actually win back-to-back Super Bowls.
—Korbin