There are countless personality tests out there, but none are so accurate as the way you eat an Oreo. Tarot cards or palm reading can’t compare to the revealing nature of the way you consume your classic, cream-filled cookie.
If you eat one side, lick the filling off and then eat the other side of the cookie:
You savor things – good music, precious moments and even your Oreo cookie. You pity the fool who goes through life without stopping to smell the roses, or, in this case, lick the frosting.
If you dip your Oreos in milk:
You are sentimental. You eat Oreos with milk in hopes of reliving good times in your grandma’s kitchen. You also don’t have any fear of floating chunks in your milk, and for that you should be commended, you fearless soggy-cookie lover.
If you eat Oreos like any other cookie:
You are driven, zealous and simply do not have enough time to treat Oreos like the special cookies they are. You are a monster, but lucky for you this only shows through your Oreo-eating habits.
If your peel off the filling and eat it last:
You’re quirky, fun loving and are a firm believer in “saving the best for last.” Your personal anthem is Weird Al Yankovic’s “The White Stuff,” especially the line “I love the filling most, I rub it on my roast, mix it in with my coffee, and spread it on my toast.” You keep doing you.
If you dislike Oreos:
You might qualify as a medical mystery, or you’ve simply eaten so many Oreos and you got sick of them. In any case, you should see a doctor or hypnotist.
Lyndsie Kiebert can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org