Uncle Stew returns
Thank goodness Jon Stewart is back from vacation. I was starting to worry about how I’d have to get the news from something like a newspaper or watching the nightly news broadcast.
–Emily
Buzz
Flies don’t bite like a mosquito or sting like a bee, but they are the most annoying bug on earth! They will haunt you down at your own place.
–Rainy
Oh Freshman
Dear freshman complaining about reading current events for a JAMM class. What else did you expect from a JAMM class? Flower arranging?
–Aleya
Long week
Thank god it’s Friday.
–Ricky
Please don’t
Don’t come to Wendy’s after 10 please. Thanks.
–Sean
Four month away
Four months away from skiing. Four long months. I might not survive until then. Snow: please come early this year.
–Philip
Let’s all get along
How can we expect people or entire nations to get along when Coke and Pepsi can’t even coexist on the same university campus.
–Kaitlyn
Ethics and stuff
If I had $1 every time someone on campus requested prior review, I’d be able to flush the money down the toilet and cry over the porcelain bowl about the decline of press freedom.
–Kaitlin
Jazz Fest
Eddie Palmieri, Sheila Jordan and Benny Golson are coming to Jazz Fest! Can’t wait till the rest of the artists are released.
–Ryan
More ethics and stuff
Pretty cool that I’ve done in-depth reporting for a professional organization regarding a nationally debated ethical issue that is used as a case study in my Ethics class. It’s even cooler when your professor is willing to use your reporting as an example for a lecture down the road. #finallyfamous
–Theo
Wish I was this witty
I’d give you my thoughts on Syria, but I think Mark Twain does it better. “God created war so that Americans could learn geography.”
–Andrew
NFL finally here
I hope at least one of my four fantasy football teams wins this weekend.
–Stephan
I love all seasons
But the gap between the sweet heat of summer and feet of snow on the ground in winter needs to be demolished. I could do without the clouds and short lived rainstorms.
–Tony