Manti Te’o
Whatever happens here, it’ll be one of the weirdest sports stories of the century. You’re still my dude, Manti.
–TheoLet it snow, let it snow
I understand why people hate the snow. But do the people who hate snow understand why I love the snow oh-so-much? Hoping to visit Schweitzer for the third weekend in a row.
–Molly
Finish strong
I am sad it took me four years of college to find a class that requires me to watch “Cheers” and “The Rifleman.”
–Kasen
Business and pleasure
I plan to watch the presidential inauguration because I’m a journalist and I like to stay informed on current events. It has nothing to do with the fact that Kelly Clarkson is performing and she is one of my favorite singers ever.
–Elisa
Om mani padme hum
I can already tell that this semester is going to require a lot of meditation. And roller derby.
–Chloe
Starbucks love
I’ve already blown through all three of my Starbucks gift cards from Christmas. It’s a sad day.
–Lindsey
Starbucks hate
I’ve already blown off three opportunities to give my money to the evil corporation. It’s a great day.
–Sean
Happy belated birthday
Happy 49th to the always-lovely first lady of the United States, Michelle Obama.
–Britt
Peace out, suckahs
Spending the long weekend in Portland. I can’t wait until I don’t have to come back.
–Katy
Dear Bob’s
I don’t miss you. Life is good.
–Kaitlyn
Sleep in and stuff
Is there a better way to say “Weekend-day?” I can’t seem to get around it. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys their extra weekend day.
–Amrah
Root em’ on
This weekend will be the first ski race of the year. Come cheer us on at 49 Degrees North. Good luck, Vandals.
–Philip
Booth return
KUOI News has its nasally, NPR wannabe back in the booth. Tune in today at 9:30 a.m. and 3:30 p.m.
–Dylan
Twilight Sparkle
#BroniesUnite
–Madison