Just a tease
Being a San Jose Sharks fan is like going to a strip club — they’ll please you for a little while (regular season, first few rounds of the playoffs), but you’ll never get more than a lap dance (the Stanley Cup).
— Theo
Couldn’t be better
I could not have asked for a more amazing Moms Weekend with my mom and my girlfriend’s mom. Three days packed with stuff to do and places to go. Plus, Mom won a gift basket from the mall. Can’t wait for next year’s event.
— Madison
Heaven
The only thing better than a porch beer is a hammock beer.
— Jens
Heaven 2
The only place better to drink a beer than a hammock is a hammock on the beach.
—Nick
Heaven 3
The only thing better than talking about hammock beers on the beach is having them in Belize. See you in a week, suckers.
— Elizabeth
Sometimes …
“… All you need you is 20 seconds of insane courage. Just literally 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery, and I promise you something great will come of it.” Thanks, Matt Damon.
— Britt
Sunshine and green grass …
… means shoes are totally optional.
— Chloe
Thoughts and prayers …
… go out to everyone in Belize today in a time of national crisis. Hopefully the government will make all the right moves.
— Amrah
Meaningful things
I always try to say something of great social import here. Not today. I just want to go outside.
— Dylan
Summertime
There’s something about sunglasses, shorts, sandals and sundresses that makes me feel more like me.
— Elisa
Late Night chicken wraps
Because eventually Bob’s had to get something exactly right.
— Vicky