Epic Easter
I don’t want to brag, but the roomie and I made one killer Easter dinner this weekend. Homemade beef burgundy may be the best thing ever.
— Madison
Mammals
I don’t know if you guys know this, but bunnies don’t lay eggs.
— Jens
Triple-dog dare
I realize it’s bad form to skip directly to triple-dog dare, but I have chocolate-covered crickets and mealworms if anyone is brave enough to try them.
— Elisa
EPL has it right
Manchester United sits eight points ahead of bitter rival Manchester City and 18 points ahead of third-place Arsenal with six games left to play and 32 in the books. This point table system needs to make its way to American professional sports because if you can’t tell me United deserves the premiership after nine months of play, you need to check yourself. Forget playoffs.
— Theo
Morbid reading
It seems a little morbid, but so far I find Dave Cullen’s “Columbine,” a narrative journalism piece about the Columbine shooting, incredibly fascinating and impressive.
— Elizabeth
Cowabunga
First blue and purple skateboarding bruise of the year. It’s officially spring.
— Chloe
Doughnuts and holes
As you ramble on through life, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the doughnut and not upon the hole.
— Britt
Can’t do it
I simply cannot afford gas, yet I keep buying it. Rumor has it the price will hit five bucks in Moscow by summer. I remember when it hit $1.99 and society thought the world was ending.
— Nick
Civil liberties
Jay-Z guest lectured on the Fourth Amendment. I got 99 problems, but they are all unreasonable search and seizure.
— Dylan
Happy thoughts
I just wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy.
— Amrah
He isn’t even from here
Amrah just has a lot of feelings.
— Vicky