Off the cuff

Keeping it classy
Shrimp on the barby, Fosters, Aussie wine and kiwis … Yeah it was a great Australian Open final. Go Djokovic.
— Madison

Down and out
I need a hug.
— Theo

Pick a color
Sometimes when it all gets too crazy, grabbing some paper and markers and sitting down to color makes it all seem better.
— Rhiannon

A little twang
I hate to say it, but my friends’ devout mission to break the strong hate I feel toward country music might actually be working. I now have a total of three country songs on my Spotify account.
— Britt

Why is it
That you park on the driveway, and drive on
the parkway?
— Vicky

Motivation
Why is it so hard to get motivated some days and others you can’t sit still even if you want to?
— Jens

Rocking tall socks
I went to the SRC Monday and wore ankle high black socks with my black running shoes. I looked like a man. Maybe that’s why that girl did a mean double-take … jealous.
— Elizabeth

Note to pedestrians

If I say “on your left” while passing you on my bike, please don’t glare at me like I’m a crazed cyclist with no common decency. I warned you and probably wasn’t even going to hit you anyway.
— Dylan

Come on, daylight
The sun should be setting around 5 p.m. today.
— Amrah

Off just a touch
I don’t really trust weather reports, or at least the ticker in the Walgreens parking lot that said there was a winter storm warning Monday. Forty-one degrees and sunny isn’t a typical winter storm.
— Nick

Live to be 100

Forget regular exercise, eating fruits and veggies and abstaining from smoking or drinking. Flossing twice a day reduces the amount of gum-disease-causing bacteria in the mouth, which are thought to enter the bloodstream and inflame the arteries causing heart disease.
— Elisa

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