Summer daydreams
I spent my whole shift at work daydreaming about the beach and going fishing for cat fish … I need summer.
–Danielle
Slipping through the cracks
I’ve never let procrastination get this bad before. It’s starting to scare me.
–Emily
Beast Mode
My dad has completed yet another triathlon. 1,500-meter swim, 40-km bike ride, 10-km run; what a monster. Nice job, dad!
–Jessica
Baseball Season
Just started and I can’t be more excited. It’s going to be an exciting seven months.
–Ricky
Happy April Fools’ Day
I enjoy satirical writing a lot, so I couldn’t pass up the chance to write a satire in the opinion section that would be published on April Fools’ Day. In a related thought, I am wondering if it is a bad thing that one of my dream jobs is to write for the Onion.
–Aleya
Quickly, now
Glancing over my calendar for the next month, I realize April is going to go by incredibly quickly. Which is good, because I’m already over it.
–Kaitlin
Dear ‘How I Met Your Mother,’
I just wanted to let you know that it’s been real and I’ll miss you dearly.
–Hannah
Native advertising
They are everywhere and what makes it great is that people don’t realize when they are actually reading, seeing or hearing the advertisement.
–Rainy
Jake Browning
No Sark, no problem. University of Washington keeps racking up the elite quarterbacks.
–Sean
Not bad
The Cardinals won the opening game of the MLB season 1-0. Now there are just 161 games left before another postseason run to the World Series.
–Stephan
Not impressed
Students like to complain to their friends and on the Internet, but when given the opportunity to actually learn about the things they complain about and voice their opinions in a pubic forum, not one is in sight. Well, maybe just one.
–Kaitlyn
My little brony
My love for “My Little Pony” is only matched by my love for not remembering to write my OTC.
–Phil