Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21
Thanksgiving vacation is almost here. If only you could stop day-dreaming about gravy and pie.
Sagittarius
11/22 – 12/21
This week you will be stressed about grades and test taking. Don’t worry, its not like you are going to get a job after college anyway.
Capricorn
12/22 – 1/19
This Halloween you locked eyes with free-spirited fairy across the dance floor. Pursue the romance and hope you are not allergic to fairy dust.
Aquarius
1/20 – 2/18
How about we toss the Halloween candy by April? Rather than recycle it to next years trick-or-treaters.
Pisces
2/19 – 3/20
You will feel stressed this week, much like a fish out of water. Swim a couple laps in the University of Idaho Swim Center –nothing relieves stress better than a good swim.
Aries
3/21 – 4/19
Be wary when you go China shopping this week. You will find yourself wearing red and dealing with a furious Taurus.
Taurus
4/20 – 5/20
The never-ending cold will make others miserable, but your fiery blood will keep you warm. Also, do not be afraid to lock horns with an Aries this week.
Gemini
5/21 – 6/20
This week you will finally meet your twin. Fortunately, they will be evil and sporting a goatee to add excitement to your week.
Cancer
6/21 – 7/22
Remember that the correct decision when being chased by a giant boulder is to dive out of the way. Or if you don’t listen to horoscopes, you can enjoy your future fame as the first human pancake.
Leo
7/23 – 8/22
The lion within you secretly supports the WSU Cougars. But uphold the secrecy when you are confronted by an angry Vandal fan later today.
Virgo
8/23 – 9/22
You gave up your heart’s dream of becoming a professional Elvis impersonator in order to pursue a degree in organic chemistry. Yet, your heart’s desires will cause you to question the decision during the full moon.
warmer than a bunny — and totally underrated.
Libra
9/23 – 10/22
You will be bored after the Halloween festivities this week. Put a Russian hat on your leftover pumpkin to add excitement to your life.