Horoscopes
Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Trouble could leap at you any moment–invest in some protection. Lighters and hairspray are cheap and useful, and squirrel fur is highly flammable.
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Horoscopes
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20 Your horoscope sign is a fish, so take that to heart. This summer, make it your goal to swim somewhere exotic. Or at least learn how […]