O.T.C. — 08.23.18

Who would you like to start campaigning to be the next president?

Girl power

Feminists please apply. SOON.

  Hailey

Hailey Stewart

Make America punctual again.

— Brandon

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Because why not?

— Chris

A past journalist

Someone who doesn’t use the term “fake news” on a daily basis would be nice.

— Lindsay

Leslie Knope

She may be fictional, but she’s the most qualified candidate out there.

— Olivia

Boulder

My boy, the man himself: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

— Griffen

Elon Musk

Why not add even more chaos?

— Grayson

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield

Yes, that’s Ben and Jerry. We all might need a little more ice cream and environmentally responsible policy after this term.

— Jonah

Experienced executive

I would love to see candidates who are qualified for the job to run in 2020.

— Elizabeth

Joe Vandal

It’s the only option that makes sense.

  Max

Taylor Swift

This country could always use a little more sparkle and shine.

— Meredith

Oprah Winfrey

She’s a face and name America knows well. The role is only fitting for the philanthropist and media guru.

— Kyle

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