If you needed a pen name, what would you choose?
Meta
Nom de Plume … what else?
— Griffen
Pilot
Google says there is a pen shop in India called Mohan Pens, so I technically already have a pen name. But if I had to choose a new one, it would be Pilot. I like the 0.7mm capped ones.
— Nishant
That Photo Girl
People already call me this in passing, might as well own it.
— Leslie
Gials Thundercabin
I just want a cool name.
— Grayson
Brandon Mountain
Everyone’s looking for an upgrade.
— Brandon Hill
Julius Pepperwood
Because, sadly, male writers are often taken more seriously and I have a small obsession with “New Girl.”
— Hailey
Svenstein Oldorf
The one and only.
— Andrew
Ali Wolfe
Why not just steal my best friend’s name? You have to admit — the name Wolfe just howls for attention.
— Lindsay
That Sports Guy
I want to be recognizable enough one day to be known as the sports guy on TV.
—Chris
Jane
I’ve never really liked my first name so when I was little I was convinced I could make everyone call me Jane which is my middle name. My sister was on my side thanks to “Tarzan”.
— Elizabeth
Dirty Dan
If you know, you know.
— Savannah
Meredith Spielberg
People already seem to think this is my last name sometimes, so might as well have a little fun with it and confuse them a little more.
— Meredith
Sick Beets Butterworth
Sick beets as smooth as butter.
— Max