Given the nice weather, you might be tempted to go play in the sun, but make sure to save some time for your bed and your Netflix account — they miss you.
Summer break equals a new wardrobe, so pull out your credit card and get started. But, also consider looking for a job to bankroll your spending — debt doesn’t look good on anyone.
Stop hiding indoors, go bask in the sun and get some much deserved Vitamin-D. Your body will thank you, I promise, and if not, I hear aloe vera is on sale.
Swiping right on that shy, yet broody, bombshell might seem like a good idea after a few glasses in, but trust me, you don’t want Norman Bates or his female equivalent creeping into your life or their mom.
You’ve heard of spring cleaning, right? Well, it might be time to give summer cleaning a try.
You’re looking for love in all the wrong places, and you know it — it’ll happen when it happens, don’t rush into anything you’ll regret.
Call your parents for God’s sake, it’s been a month.
You might have the urge to leave your bed, but resist it and treat yo’self — some extra z’s would do you some good.
It’s time to let the negative things in your life go, and summertime is a perfect time to do so, so concentrate on the positive and push that other crap aside.
A night of drinking might seem like a great idea given that it’s summer, but that 8 a.m. shift will come around sooner than you think, so set the bottle aside and get a milkshake instead — your boss and your body will be happier for it.
I know you’re not about labels, but entering into an official “relationship” isn’t the end of the world, and in fact, you’ll be better for it.
I know school just ended, but your napping has gotten out-of-hand — shrug off your sheets and hit the streets.