Horoscopes: May 24, 2017


Gemini 5/21-6/21

Given the nice weather, you might be tempted to go play in the sun, but make sure to save some time for your bed and your Netflix account — they miss you.

Cancer 6/21-7/22

Summer break equals a new wardrobe, so pull out your credit card and get started. But, also consider looking for a job to bankroll your spending — debt doesn’t look good on anyone.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Stop hiding indoors, go bask in the sun and get some much deserved Vitamin-D. Your body will thank you, I promise, and if not, I hear aloe vera is on sale.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Swiping right on that shy, yet broody, bombshell might seem like a good idea after a few glasses in, but trust me, you don’t want Norman Bates or his female equivalent creeping into your life or their mom.

Libra 9/23-10/22

You’ve heard of spring cleaning, right? Well, it might be time to give summer cleaning a try.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

You’re looking for love in all the wrong places, and you know it — it’ll happen when it happens, don’t rush into anything you’ll regret.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Call your parents for God’s sake, it’s been a month.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

You might have the urge to leave your bed, but resist it and treat yo’self — some extra z’s would do you some good.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

It’s time to let the negative things in your life go, and summertime is a perfect time to do so, so concentrate on the positive and push that other crap aside.

Pisces 2/19-3/20

A night of drinking might seem like a great idea given that it’s summer, but that 8 a.m. shift will come around sooner than you think, so set the bottle aside and get a milkshake instead — your boss and your body will be happier for it.

Aries 3/21-4/19

I know you’re not about labels, but entering into an official “relationship” isn’t the end of the world, and in fact, you’ll be better for it.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

I know school just ended, but your napping has gotten out-of-hand — shrug off your sheets and hit the streets.

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