Q: If you wrote under a pseudonym, what would it be and why?
Julius Pepperwood
“A man with nothing, risking everything to feel something.”
— Josh
Regina Phalange
They named a plane part after me. I’m important.
— Mihaela
Rite Swell
Say it fast. Again. Again. You’ll get it eventually.
— Erin
Ransom Bronte
Bronte, cuz duh. It’s Bronte. And ransom, cuz I’m holding the readers minds hostage while they read. Real page turners, those psychological thrillers I’d write.
— Claire
John
I’m gonna write a bunch of letters about my revelations. Hopefully they get published in a book someday …
— Jack
H.A. Penderson
Not going to lie, I consulted Buzzfeed on this one.
— Hailey
Llihnod Narb
I’d definitely fool everyone.
— Brandon
Bjorn Albrecht
From the fjords of Tyrifjorden to the forests of Schwarzwald came Bjørn, a traveler from the lands of the north.
— Andrew
Bere Na
Because I’m being a complete nerd and chose that name from some Lord of the Rings name generator, and I guess a rebel without first name initials.
— Catherine
Kelvin Hawt
Because it rhymes with Why The Heck Not. Also because when I play Skyrim I am a Dark Elf named Kelvin.
— Kevin
Ariel Bordeaux
What’s better than France, living in the ocean or wine? All of them put into one name sounds fabulous.
— Diamond
Lumberjack Princess
As per Erin’s request.
— Lyndsie
Lemon Snickers
Inspired by only the best writer to put pen to paper, Daniel Handler.
— Tea