Aquarius 1/20-2/18
The hills on campus get the best of us. So, prepare yourself by learning to roll up and down them.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
Pisces, you share a sign with Rihanna and Justin Bieber. It is obviously time to become a music major.
Aries 3/21-4/19
A new love is in store for your first semester. However, they can’t tell if it is with your bed or your Netflix account.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Make sure you soak up all your parents cooking and ready yourself for ramen.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Don’t worry that you aren’t very athletic. Once you become a college student, you simultaneously become a great frisbee player.
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Before leaving for school take the time to cuddle your pets. On second thought, just sneak them in your suitcase.
Leo 7/23-8/22
The stars say that you should invest in a pair of Heelys and start a new semester trend on campus.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Wearing pajamas may not have flown in high school, but college is a beautiful land that truly does not care what you wear.
Libra 9/23-10/22
You really shouldn’t tell your parents that you are skipping out on college to travel the country and catch every single Pokémon.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
In college, cereal for every meal is totally acceptable. Start stocking up on all that sugary goodness now.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Before coming to school, get used to small spaces. Elevators are a savior from the hills, but with your luck, they will get stuck.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
If you find out your future roommate has a fascination with voodoo dolls, it might be a good idea to find a single dorm.