Cancer 6/21-7/22
July is here, and that means it is the last full month of summer break. No more waking up late or playing videogames all day. Have fun paying for textbooks soon.
Leo 7/23-8/22
The fact that summer is almost over doesn’t deter you, Leo. You own it and make the most of these last sunny summer days. Nothing can rain on your parade. But bring an umbrella just in case.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
In true perfectionist fashion, Virgo is hyperventilating about money. With rent, utilities, Wi-Fi and school, Virgo really needs a cuddly friend this week.
Libra 9/23-10/22
It’s time to put on your social cap, Libra. Yes, we know you don’t like people, but with students beginning to trickle back into the ‘Scow, you should probably pull out the old “Social Interaction for Dummies” and start practicing.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
With Virgo freaking about their financial situation, Scorpio has enough universal energy to sit back and relax. Maybe play the Powerball.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Don’t drop that archery class that you are signed up for. What is a centaur without their bow and arrow?
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Be there for Virgo this month. They are flipping out about their financials. They really need a cuddly friend, and that happens to be you, Capricorn. This is your only divine directive.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
While the beach and the pool are lovely places to be in the summer heat, maybe you should take a break, Aquarius. If you keep it up, your hands and feet may just be permanently pruny.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
Pisces, you have spent enough time on the internet to last through the new school year. Everyone else actually got a tan, maybe you should venture outside for at least a little while this month.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Your misdirected rage is causing your summer to heat up, and not in the natural way the Earth does when it is closer to the sun. Take a chill pill or five, and cool off with a quick trip to the pool.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Well, cows are certainly very popular on The Drawfee Channel on YouTube. Taurus, if you decide you want to attempt to draw and be famous on the internet, now is your chance. Just perfect the cartoon cow, and that is all that is needed.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Don’t try to talk your way out of student loan debt. No seriously, Gemini. Don’t do it. The bureaucracy is immense and unfathomable. You will lose your voice talking to all those people.