Aquarius 1/20-2/18
This weekend, you are looking forward to the day after Valentine’s Day because of all the discount chocolate for sale.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
There is nothing wrong with going with the classics for Valentine’s Day, stick to the gifts with personal thought attached to them.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Valentine’s Day can really break the bank of a college student. Try and find thoughtful gift ideas that will not hurt your 401K. Roses are nice, but they cost a lot and don’t last.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Whatever you do, please don’t say, “Our love is like this rose.” It’s not romantic to think your love is beautiful but in a week will wilt and die.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Good luck finding a seat at any restaurant in town. All the restaurants will be full of couples trying to show their love on Valentine’s Day.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
Don’t have someone to hang out with on Valentine’s Day? Sucks to suck. I’m kidding, go out and have fun with some friends.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Who needs loved ones during Valentine’s Day when you have friends to party with this weekend?
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Keep your eyes open and stay on alert, this is the time of year cupid goes hunting for a single person’s butt.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Yay, free chocolate! Valentine’s Day is not about love, it’s about all the chocolate you get.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
It’s Valentine’s Day? It’s just another reason to have a get together. Have fun this weekend, but be careful.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
This holiday is the perfect reason to relax with those you care about. There’s nothing wrong with staying in and cooking food.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
You better plan something special for your special someone. They will never forgive you if you let them down this weekend.