| 03.17.2018

horoscopes 12.05.14


Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Even the snow and ice can’t dampen your spirits. Neither will that slip on the ice that everyone saw. You are as graceful as a baby gazelle on a treadmill.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

This week will be unlucky for Capricorns. Lambs don’t have good traction on the icy walkways.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

Sitting sedentary at a desk for hours does not count as prepping yourself for finals. You do still have to move.

Pisces 2/19-3/20    

The break ended too quickly for you. All you want to do is blow through your finals and go home to visit your family again.

Aries 3/21-4/19

Don’t let the cold air get you feeling down, try and make the best of this weather and go have fun. Enjoy the seasons.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Try and make this weekend as fun as it can get because a week full of cramming for finals is coming up and you have to be prepared.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

Just because dead week is coming doesn’t mean you have to be dead. Get up and be active this week.

Cancer 6/22-7/22

Finally, Thanksgiving is over. It’s time to break out the holiday tunes, decorations and ugly sweaters.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Put down the snowball, your lack of a throwing arm guarantees this will be a losing battle.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

The stars have aligned to bring Virgos good luck as they maneuver through the snow and ice this week. There is a good chance you won’t slip on the ice.

Libra 9/23-10/22

Your excellent way with people will be a blessing this week. And we aren’t being sarcastic, at all.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

Instead of standing there wondering why UI only clears off half a staircase from snow, that time could be better used studying for finals.

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