They’re renaming Dead Week in your honor. This treacherous week will forever more be known as Nap Week.
We know you’re tired and ready for summer, but yes, you do still have to wear pants in public.
You’re graduating and have no job? Well this is awkward …
Moving back in with your parents after you graduate is nothing to be ashamed of … for now.
It’s time to change your name and move to Tijuana. We all know your secret.
You might be the biggest Grouplove fan on campus, but that doesn’t mean you get to return to the ‘90s with a boom box on you shoulder and parachute pants. You’re in the wrong era.
Summer is near. Have no fear. Your pasty white skin is not a sin. There’s sunshine for that. Or at least a really good banana boat sunless tanner.
“If you were a parrot would your parrot sit on your right shoulder or your left shoulder?” Stop using this pick up line unless you truly believe you can pull it off … and even then … use it wisely.
Easter is over. You can stop re-hiding and finding the eggs now.
Bro tanks aren’t for everyone. By that I mean they’re not for you.
It’s your turn to start the fight song in a random downtown location. If you don’t know the words, spare yourself and drop out now. You should be ashamed.