Perks of being in a 100-level philosophy course:
1. An easy A.
2. Destroying naïve freshmen’s philosophical ideas is fun.
–Phil
Cheating
To the girl blatantly cheating on the biology midterm. Not cool, I’m glad I turned you in.
–Ryan
“Demons” by Imagine Dragons
When you feel my heart, look into my eyes. It’s where my demons hide, it’s where my demons hide.
–Rainy
Pikachu
You may have been an evil little bird who hissed at me and tried to bite me, but for 14 years my momma loved you and so by association I did too. Rest in peace in birdy paradise.
–Kaitlyn
Drawing a blank
Somedays when you have nothing to say, it is better not say rather than inflate your word count.
–Aleya
Nice weather
Knowing Moscow, I’m surprised with the perfect weather we’ve had the past few days. If only I had time to take advantage of it.
–Stephan
DawgFather
Will be in New Orleans wearing my purple on Saturday in honor of the late Don James. Rest in peace, DawgFather, thank you for building a legacy I’m proud of at Washington.
–Sean
Well…….
When something unexpected happens, you just got to roll with the punches and make it work.
–Ricky
Dreaming of New York
One month and I’ll be walking the streets of the Big Apple with my mom. Until then…school.
–Emily
Hashtags
They have had a good run, but I think it’s time to move on.
–Tony
Tony Marcolina
I saw a teen mom use 6 hashtags to describe her baby belly. I think they are going strong…
–Andrew
Ill-prepared
I have a test to study for, an essay to write, a column to put together and a suitcase to pack for my 4-day trip. And I leave in 24 hours.
–Kaitlin
Colorful trees
This weekend proved to me that Oregon is more beautiful than both Idaho and California during the fall.
–Theo