Happy birthday, Daddy
You’re older than dirt and come from the 40s but man, you’re still funny and young at heart. Thanks for being my first love.
— Lindsey
Key finder
Who needs one when you have a Theo to spend an hour looking for them for you.
— Kaitlyn
Best season ever
It’s not often a group of newspaper editors, who sit at desks for our job, start off an intramural soccer season 4-0, but there’s a first for everything. #PlayoffPush
— Madison
Quote of my week
“Many times what we perceive as an error or failure is actually a gift. And eventually we find that lessons learned from that discouraging experience prove to be of great worth.”– Richelle E. Goodrich
— Kaitlin
‘Oh well’
You get to a point where all you can say is “oh well” and all you can do is shrug your shoulders.
— Molly
Go team
I never thought I would say I’m a part of an undefeated soccer team. Or any sports team. But it’s pretty cool, even if I spend most of my time looking confused.
— Katy
Help
It’s probably too late to take on another major so I don’t actually have to graduate in May, huh?
— Britt
Knockin’ ‘em down
I can see the end of the tunnel that is my to-do-list before summer. Too bad there’s not much light there. Come on, Moscow bring the sunshine.
— Amrah
Tie up your tresses
It’s OK to be vain about your long beautiful hair, just be vain somewhere else other than the SRC. The next girl I see running with her hair flowing in the wind is going to get a free hair tie, courtesy of me.
— Elisa
Fail
Spending 10 hours doing research in a single day sounded like a good way to free up the rest of the week, but it didn’t help as much as I thought it would.
— Philip
No Benoit
I understand how complex campus security statistics are to keep, but one of the zeroes in the murder column needs to be a one. A big one.
— Dylan
Nervously waiting
By this time next week I’ll know whether the Sonics will be returned to my city. Longest seven days of my life.
— Sean
That awkward moment when…
You walk through a pair of double doors that someone has opened for you and you don’t know whether to say thank you after the first door, second door or after both.
— Theo
#Humblebrag?
For a moment I was excited to get out of school, and then I remembered I start grad school in the fall…
— Kasen