Aries 3/21 – 4/19
Your new culinary perfection? Two marshmallow Peeps in the microwave on high for 12 seconds. No more, no less.
4/20 – 5/20
It may sound like a good idea at the moment, but just because bunnies are on sale at the pet store, doesn’t mean you have the time or the patience to take care of one.
5/21 – 6/20
Just like a Taurus, beware of the chick sales at the pet store. Do you know what cute, fluffy pet chicks grow up as? Chickens. And they’re scary.
6/21 – 7/22
Switch your backpack out for an Easter basket this week. Not only is it a stress off of your back, but people are more willing to give you free candy this way.
7/23 – 8/22
Wait it out. Easter candy will go on sale soon.
8/23 – 9/22
Deviled eggs can be the devil if you eat too many. Limit yourself to five.
9/23 – 10/22
Sunshine is like your drug this week. Once the clouds blow away, you’ll be hopping full of energy from the Vitamin D surge.
10/23 – 11/21
It’s time to be 5 again. Go to the Dollar Store and buy an Easter egg dye kit and get crafty.
11/22 – -12/21
Just like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, the Easter Bunny won’t come to your house until you fall asleep. So stop stressing about homework and get some sleep so there’s some hope for candy-filled eggs this year.
12/22 – -1/19
eah, it’s been a hard week, but don’t take it out on your dark chocolate Easter bunny by violently chewing off each of its limbs.
1/20 – 2/18
Your stress levels are soaring, but make sure to take some time for yourself, before you lay an egg.
Pull out the pastels. The sunny weather is calling for bright clothing.