horoscopes

Aries 3/21 – 4/19 

In order to save money for next month’s rent, walk to class everyday this week and take that attempt at home cooked meals you’ve been pondering.

Taurus

4/20 – 5/20 

It’s been a rough, stress-filled semester. Set aside time to hangout with your closest friends. You won’t remember what you got on that math test next year.

Gemini

5/21 – 6/20

This week practice drinking water with every meal rather than beer, soda, juice … any alternative.

Cancer 

6/21 – 7/22

You’ve had some consecutive bad days. Esteem others by giving compliments to random people on campus and see if it puts a smile on your face.

Leo 

7/23 – 8/22

It’s times like these when you need to let your body get the rest it needs. Spring break may have been a good time, but your liver, she’s a hurtin’.

Virgo

8/23  – 9/22

Try something new. Make time for five minutes of yoga when you wake up and five minutes before you go to bed.

Libra

9/23  – 10/22

You may have made it the entire winter without putting your snow tires on, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to put your winter coat away.

Scorpio

10/23 – 11/21

Spring break really broke the bank. But is living off of PB&J’s really all that bad? I mean protein and fruit, right?

Sagittarius

11/22 – -12/21

Be spontaneous this week. When was the last time you took a late night trip to the bulk candy section at WinCo?

Capricorn

12/22 – -1/19

You practiced procrastination throughout spring break. You’ve got two months left until summer, try practicing not procrastinating.

Aquarius

1/20 – 2/18

The days are longer, the sun is warmer. Take a hike up Moscow Mountain this weekend.

Pisces

2/19-3/20

That one professor scheduled a test immediately after break. You didn’t do so hot. But keep your head up, you still have an entire half of the semester left.

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