| 03.18.2018



Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18 

Sunshine in Moscow is like a rare gem these days. So take time to go outside and soak it in when it shines.


2/19 – 3/20

All that fast food is catching up with your bank account — and waistline. Do yourself a favor and spend a few bucks on a cookbook with some easy recipes. Or get a Pinterest account.



3/21 – 4/19

You can’t pick your friends’ noses, but you can pick your friends. It might be time to reevaluate who’s in your inner circle.


4/20 – 5/20 

You keep putting it off, but seriously, your room looks like it threw up. Pick up those dirty clothes and clean up what’s under your bed before it attacks.


5/21 – 6/20

Everyone is a little weird, including you. So stop judging and embrace it. You’ll open yourself up to new experiences and friends.


6/21 – 7/22

Hey, you with the face. Yeah, you’re graduating in May. You might want to spend a little less time out on the town and a little more time filling out job applications. Just saying.


7/23 – 8/22

“UI has a basketball team?” is not the

correct response. Go watch the Vandals play at 7 p.m. Saturday in Cowan

Spectrum and show some school spirit.


8/23  – 9/22

When your car’s engine sounds like a small helicopter, it’s time to take it to the mechanic. Don’t wait for it to explode.


9/23  – 10/22

Pick up a pencil and just draw for fun. It doesn’t have to be pretty as long as it makes you feel good. That’s the beauty of art, right?


10/23 – 11/21

Sometimes it’s hard being a minion, but have patience. Your time to be large and in charge will come.


11/22 – -12/21

Since the Vandal Crushes Facebook page got taken down, now might be the time to tell that special someone how you really feel about them. Or at least wipe that string of drool away.


12/22 – -1/19

It’s all fun and games, until someone’s feelings get hurt. Be the bigger person and apologize.


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