1 If Tampa Bay schedules Denver, he won’t want to risk former Duck back LeGarrette Blount socking another Bronco.
2 Innovative, state-of-the art Nike Pro Combat uniforms or creamsicle orange alternate jerseys?
3 He would’ve had to stash the infamous visor. Long live the visor.
4 Try to picture Chip shirtless at one of Tampa’s finest white sand beaches. I sure can’t.
5 The Bucs might have a hard time adapting to Chip’s option offense. Blount, their leading rusher, ran for just five touchdowns last season.
6 USC quarterback Matt Barkley and Kelly both claimed they had “unfinished business” to take care of next season. Both will be Natty hunting this fall. There isn’t anything else Kelly hasn’t won.
7 LaMichael James, Kenjon Barner and Darron Thomas all made surprising decisions regarding their future after feeding the media hints leading fans to believe they would do the opposite. It would be uncharacteristic of Oregon if its head coach didn’t keep Duck fans guessing.
8 Phil Knight threw in a pair of “O” receiver gloves and a Darth Vader helmet as incentive to stay.
9 It would’ve been impossible to bring his “Win the Day” philosophy to Tampa. The Bucs won the day four times this season and lost the day 11 of 12 times to end the season.
10 Chip has constant nightmares about the SEC. He won’t leave until the Ducks take down a top-notch SEC squad.