Occupy this
Twelve and a half percent of the planets have 71 percent of the mass. #OccupyJupiter
— Theo
Internet safety…
Does not exist. You’re a complete and utter moron if you think a “private” account will prevent people from finding information on you. Granted, it does help, but some social media providers do not give the option to be private. Hello, Twitter. News flash, anyone can follow you. There is no privacy. Don’t be a dummy — watch what you post.
— Elizabeth
Happy Halloween
This edition of the Argonaut is so good, that it is spooky.
— Jake
Weather
Man this weather is amazing. It’s nice and warm — perfect to just sit by the pool and relax.
— Jens (aka Jens)
Karaoke
Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: people who shouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing. #madisoncantsing.
— Elisa (aka Jens)
Facebook Posts
Putting links to sites, YouTube films and junk really annoys me. No doubt someone, somewhere clicks on it, but I never have.
— Madison (aka Jens)
Hungry hippos
Thursday I got kicked out of the Orlando Zoo. How was I supposed to know that “real” hippos don’t actually eat marbles?
— Amrah (aka Jens)
Strangers
I always wanted to walk up to a random stranger and say in a hushed voice, “You will find the package taped under the tank lid of the commode located in the fourth stall in the restroom. Be careful, we are not alone.”
— Rhiannon (aka Jens)
Helping out
Hey my vegetarian friends, just a reminder that my food poops on your food… Enjoy that salad.
— Britt (aka Jens)
Tan
Don’t fall asleep by the pool at your hotel if Amrah is at the same one. He will put pennies on your forehead. It’s the worst tan ever.
— Vicky (aka Jens)
Monopoly
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
— Anja
Speechless
I have my one chance to make an Off the Cuff and suddenly I’m speechless.
–Katherine