Horoscopes

Aquarius 1/20-2/18

Why is everybody afraid of love? Get on that horse and ride it.

Pisces 2/19-3/20

Being alone is not a bad thing. Dinner for one is cheaper and you can watch whatever weird movie you want.

Aries 3/21-4/19

Spend V-Day reevaluating your goals. Or getting some.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

Gal-entines or Guy-entines … spend today with your BFFs.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

Take a risk. Call a random person and ask them on a traditional, no-strings-attached, just for fun date. Have fun.

Cancer 6/22-7/22

Stop hitting on the person who sits next to you in your least favorite class. Yeah, you know you do it. They’re not interested. Trust me.

Leo 7/23-8/22

If you plan to spend today crying and watching The Notebook … you’re doing it wrong.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

It’s Friday night and the feeling’s right. Get out and dance your pants off, you sexy thing.

Libra 9/23-10/22

Your mom called. She’s tired of listening to you whine about not having a significant other, but she’s also ready for grandbabies. Get it together.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21

Your Harry Potter pick-up lines are working. Keep using them. Eventually you’ll get someone to Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets. Or you’ll be slapped with a restraining order. Either way it’s a win.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Using those nasty chalk hearts to send a message as a secret admirer is a bad idea. Always. Don’t do it.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Taylor Swift did not write the soundtrack to your life. You will find love someday unless you keep crying. In which case you might get committed. Happy V-day.

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Kaitlyn Krasselt ASUI beat reporter for news Freshman in broadcast and digital media Can be reached at [email protected]

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