Horoscopes 06.12.2013

Gemini — 5/21 – 6/20

You will get some bad news this week. When you do, remember that ice cream and time heal all wounds.

 

Cancer

6/21 – 7/22

If all your friends have left Moscow for the summer, the obvious solution is to make some new ones. Take this opportunity to bring new people into your social circle.

 

Leo

7/23 – 8/22

Whether it’s the spare tire around your waist or the acne that never went away after high school, learn to embrace your flaws. It’s our imperfections that make us perfect.

 

Virgo

8/23 – 9/22

Learn to play Solitaire. You are too dependent on your friends for entertainment, it’s time you learned to have fun on your own.

 

Libra

9/23 – 10/22

Take a walk on the wild side. What does that mean, you ask? That’s for you to determine.

 

Scorpio

10/23 – 11/21

Don’t be so stubborn. Remember that compromise is the key to relationships. Learn to give a little.

 

Sagittarius

11/22 – 12/21

YOLO is your motto. But remember to take care of yourself, don’t do anything stupid and be safe. After all, you only live once, so ensure your life is a long one.

 

Capricorn

12/22 – 1/19

If life gives you lemons, make lemon sherbet. In other words, a cool frozen treat can be the difference between a bad day and a great day.

 

Aquarius 

1/20 – 2/18

Remember to wear some sunscreen when you are out and about. Skin cancer is never your friend.

 

Pisces

2/19 – 3/20

If you were an animal, what kind would you be? Whatever your answer is, keep it in mind when you are met with a challenge this week. Channel your spirit animal.

 

Aries

3/21 – 4/19

You can be the life of the party, but remember there’s a time and a place. Stop being a ham when it isn’t appropriate.

 

Taurus

4/20 – 5/20

Think of a book you would never read in a million years … now read it. It’s time to challenge your worldview and broaden your intellectual horizons.

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