Scorpio 10/23 – 11/21
The cold weather is freezing your toes. Watch your step, as a scraped knee may lead to a vampire’s slip-up. Yum.
11/22 – 12/21
Go pee before you enter one of the houses at the Haunted Palouse. Nobody wants to clean up — or slide into — a mess.
12/22 – 1/19
The headless college student: All those pumpkin baked goods may sprout a real pumpkin on your own head.
1/20 – 2/18
Your three-hour sleeping pattern is creeping out your zombie-fearing roommate. Catch some Zs before the Z-disease catches you.
2/19 – 3/20
Your obsession with the movie “The Ghoul” will lead you to the love of your life. Now, go get your ghoul.
3/21 – 4/19
Don’t get upset if you make a mess in the kitchen. Pull out the broom, hop on and fly around the floor. Who knew witches could clean, too?
4/20 – 5/20
Put toilet paper on your grocery list — not because your supply is low, but because a mummy is the cheapest homemade costume around.
5/21 – 6/20
It’s Fall. You need the extra fat. Dig in to that candy corn dish with no regrets.
6/21 – 7/22
Time to hydrate. Drink lots of water or you’ll look sick and pale as a ghost.
7/23 – 8/22
You have been dared to sit in the middle of the Idaho Commons, take a big mouthful of spaghetti and moan, “Brains.”
8/23 – 9/22
It’s cold outside. Zombie bride is 10 times warmer than a bunny — and totally underrated.
9/23 – 10/22
Smashing pumpkins this year will lead to the worst karma of your life. Six months of community service doesn’t fit well with your Spring 2013 class schedule.