Sagittarius 

11/22 – 12/21

Go pee before you enter one of the houses at the Haunted Palouse. Nobody wants to clean up — or slide into — a mess.

Capricorn

12/22 – 1/19

The headless college student: All those pumpkin baked goods may sprout a real pumpkin on your own head.

Aquarius

1/20 – 2/18

Your three-hour sleeping pattern is creeping out your zombie-fearing roommate. Catch some Zs before the Z-disease catches you.

Pisces

2/19 – 3/20

Your obsession with the movie “The Ghoul” will lead you to the love of your life. Now, go get your ghoul.

Aries

3/21 – 4/19

Don’t get upset if you make a mess in the kitchen. Pull out the broom, hop on and fly around the floor. Who knew witches could clean, too?

Taurus

4/20 – 5/20 

Put toilet paper on your grocery list — not because your supply is low, but because a mummy is the cheapest homemade costume around.

Gemini

5/21 – 6/20

It’s Fall. You need the extra fat. Dig in to that candy corn dish with no regrets.

Cancer 

6/21 – 7/22

Time to hydrate. Drink lots of water or you’ll look sick and pale as a ghost.

Leo 

7/23 – 8/22

You have been dared to sit in the middle of the Idaho Commons, take a big mouthful of spaghetti and moan, “Brains.”

Virgo

8/23  – 9/22

It’s cold outside. Zombie bride is 10 times warmer than a bunny — and totally underrated.

Libra

9/23  – 10/22

Smashing pumpkins this year will lead to the worst karma of your life. Six months of community service doesn’t fit well with your Spring 2013 class schedule.