Hello, Vandal mothers. This is Guy in a Monkey Suit welcoming you to Mom’s weekend.
Just in case you are looking for something to do during your stay in Moscow, the Guy has a few ideas.

Have a drink at the Garden Lounge while your still underage child plays in the fountain at Friendship Square. Or you could get a drink at John’s Alley and leave the kid in the car.

If you aren’t too hung over, venture out to East City Park and relive your college years by buying a tye dyed T-shirt and some “art work” at the 12th Annual Moscow Hempfest.

If you are sober enough, stop by one of Moscow’s fine tattoo and piercing establishments for that rose tattoo you always wanted around your ankle or a sparkly belly button piercing.

Trust in the Guy. Your husband will love it and your kids will think you are cool.
If that doesn’t work, give your special Vandal $50 and a hug. They’ll be home in less than a month.

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