Articles in Off the Cuff
A strange concept
Have never comprehended why people preface statements with, “Can I just say something?” 99.9 percent of the time they say it regardless, but I’m going to set out to be the first to …
The first of the English treble, Man City has brought home the Capital One Cup.
First of many
I found out that emulators are a thing. Which means not only have I downloaded the “Legend of Zelda” on my computer, but I’ve gotten my girlfriend hooked on it too.
Doing it all
It isn’t easy taking photos and writing a story for the same event.
I successfully got up at 6 a.m. and powered through the snow with a friend to the gym to work …
I’m going to Seattle for the weekend. Well, hello rain.
Thanks for the shout out in the daily register a few weeks ago, but I’m actually a sophomore not a junior, and I’m from Bellevue, Wash., not Bellview.
Student Survival Guide
When I was about 10 years old, my mom insisted I should stay and watch the Super Bowl halftime show for the first time. Much to my mom’s horror, I then learned why the …
Take care of yourself, no one else will
Of course the semester I realize I need to take better care of myself is also my most demanding. I guess that is life for you, especially when …
Is vengeance served inside some revenge. It is best served cold; quite unlike turducken.
I just bought Serena a pink cat collar. I assure you, it’s adorable just like she is.
I used to work there, but in four months I’ll get to know the joy of crushing some poor student’s soul when he asks me for money. Who has the power now? Ah, but …
I have big plans of applying for internships and jobs, but we will see if that actually happens.
Two final presentations, two design projects, a final exam and a final essay to go. It’s tough, but I am surviving.
Public Service Announcement
The Onion is a satirical “news” source. Meaning they use humor (irony, wit, outlandish exaggeration, etc.) as a means of commentary on issues ranging from dinner foods to feminist thought to athletics to …
I think if professors don’t want to make their students suffer through a final during finals week, they shouldn’t have to. Especially if it means that final is scheduled for 7:30 a.m.
My roommate bought two candles for the apartment. Best decision ever, every time I come home my place smells like a tropical paradise, no joke.
Twerking and tweaking
Not the same thing, according to the student media board. I think they’re wrong. Either way, both will be happening to The Argonaut in the near future.
Broke my first camera lens today. First time in almost three years, so I guess it could be worse.
It’s senior day for the football team on Saturday, but also for me. My last game covering a game at the Kibbie Dome will be bittersweet.
Get it together
Can we stop using homophobic slurs already? It’s 2013, folks. Expanding your vocabulary is super easy.
Come on Seattle
Can you guys stop making every game look like a playoff game? Can you just start …
I had to throw my pumpkin away the day before Halloween since it started to mold. On the other hand, with one more day it would have made a truly terrifying Halloween decoration.
Getting a personal phone call from one of your journalism idols is cool. You know what isn’t cool? Getting the aforementioned call on the toilet.
How hard is it to get a milkshake around here? Seriously, I spent two and a half hours trying to get a milkshake in downtown New Orleans last night.