Articles in Off the Cuff
Dear UI parking,
Congratulations your strategy to force me to buy a real over priced parking pass by making the only two blue lots at the butt ends of campus worked. I’ll be shoveling out extra …
Please don’t tip me for driving you around, your hilarious antics and train wrecks makes driving your car around worth it.
Tweet for your life
CNN apparently found out about the school stabbing in Pittsburgh from Twitter. Wonder whose said tweet caught their eye and what did it say.
Game of Thrones makes me want to tame dragons.
I’m gearing up for stress eating.
Why do we even have Vandal Alert?
I am curious what the University of Idaho deems worthy of a Vandal Alert. After …
Grow up, Idaho
A Boise public school district voted to ban a book by Sherman Alexie from high school English classes, essentially because of its un-Christian-like content. I don’t even have words for how appalled I …
I spent my whole shift at work daydreaming about the beach and going fishing for cat fish … I need summer.
Spring break is fun but coming back to the ‘Scow to friends and good times is always great.
When you try Wigan with a sorry defender like Demichelis, that’s the result you’re gonna get.
A strange concept
Have never comprehended why people preface statements with, “Can I just say something?” 99.9 percent of the time they say it regardless, but I’m going to set out to be the first to …
The first of the English treble, Man City has brought home the Capital One Cup.
First of many
I found out that emulators are a thing. Which means not only have I downloaded the “Legend of Zelda” on my computer, but I’ve gotten my girlfriend hooked on it too.
Doing it all
It isn’t easy taking photos and writing a story for the same event.
I successfully got up at 6 a.m. and powered through the snow with a friend to the gym to work …
I’m going to Seattle for the weekend. Well, hello rain.
Thanks for the shout out in the daily register a few weeks ago, but I’m actually a sophomore not a junior, and I’m from Bellevue, Wash., not Bellview.
Student Survival Guide
When I was about 10 years old, my mom insisted I should stay and watch the Super Bowl halftime show for the first time. Much to my mom’s horror, I then learned why the …
Take care of yourself, no one else will
Of course the semester I realize I need to take better care of myself is also my most demanding. I guess that is life for you, especially when …
Is vengeance served inside some revenge. It is best served cold; quite unlike turducken.
I just bought Serena a pink cat collar. I assure you, it’s adorable just like she is.
I used to work there, but in four months I’ll get to know the joy of crushing some poor student’s soul when he asks me for money. Who has the power now? Ah, but …
I have big plans of applying for internships and jobs, but we will see if that actually happens.
Two final presentations, two design projects, a final exam and a final essay to go. It’s tough, but I am surviving.
Public Service Announcement
The Onion is a satirical “news” source. Meaning they use humor (irony, wit, outlandish exaggeration, etc.) as a means of commentary on issues ranging from dinner foods to feminist thought to athletics to …