Apparently, because of the stars present at your birth, you are a fish. I recommend migrating to swampy areas and avoiding worms.
According to the Internet, you are ruled by Mars. Now might be the time to apply for one of those one-way Mars colony trips.
Got milk? No, of course not, Taurus is a bull, not a cow. This week, avoid men in funky outfits with swords and red capes. Read the full story »