Scorpio 10/23-11/21
This Halloween, you are destined for greatness. And by greatness I mean you”ll find yourself hanging around the snack table at the party you attend.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Blasting “Lamb of God” while you drive around in your Michael Myers mask is terrifying the locals and you need to stop.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Your Halloween plans are going to fall through, so make a back-up agenda. And if all else fails, the new season of “American Horror Story” is on Netflix.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
While the axe-wielding man following you is very real, no one is likely to take you seriously on Halloween.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
A haunted house could be great fun, but so could a night at home. Under a blanket. Away from the clowns. So many clowns “¦ Just something to think about.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Despite your best efforts to grow out your hair and be Thor for Halloween, everyone will think you are just Captain America with long hair. Maybe you should have actually watched The Avengers before purchasing that costume.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Being the zombie version of Augustus Waters for Halloween is insensitive and will cause many tears among the adolescent females you come across. Too soon.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
Your mom may have said, “Oh honey, there are no monsters in your closet,” but this is Halloween and your roommate has a sick sense of humor.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
Group costumes for four are an excellent idea in most cases, but your inclusion of Draco in the Harry, Hermione, Ron trifecta feels wrong. Should have gone as the Beatles.
Leo 7/23-8/22
You”ll be disappointed (though not surprised) to know that the man in Wal-Mart wearing a towel as a poncho is not dressed in a costume – he is simply another Wal-Mart shopper.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Don”t. Drink. The. Punch.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Neighborhood children are likely to ask if you”re dressed as Napoleon Dynamite when you are, in fact, not wearing a costume. The universe says November will bring you great wardrobe change. In other words, lose the moon boots.