Aquarius 1/20-2/18
The Super Bowl isn’t all about scoring touchdowns and watching Katy Perry dance in front of thousands of people. Don’t be afraid to place bets and cheer for the best Super Bowl commercial.
Pisces 2/19-3/20
The semester has barely begun and you’re already halfway through your second jar of Nutella. You’re doing this college thing right.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Throw a dollar or two into your roommates’ Super Bowl betting pool and you might be able to get a few items off the McDonald’s Dollar Menu.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
After eating Christmas cookies for two months straight, it is a good idea to get your exercise in. Find a random friend from class and toss a football on the Theophilus Tower lawn.
Gemini 5/21-6/21
It’s time to show the world your personal superpower. Eat a whole basket of spicy hot wings without drinking anything to cool your mouth down while watching the Super Bowl.
Cancer 6/22-7/22
You don’t want to break your best friend’s dishes again if your team loses the Super Bowl this year. Try using plastic cups and paper plates to be on the safe side.
Leo 7/23-8/22
There is only one way to celebrate a Super Bowl victory, and you are the master at leading conga lines through the University of Idaho campus. Don’t let the haters hold you back.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
You’ve watched every Super Bowl for the past 15 years, and every year the team you are cheering for loses. It’s time to break your losing streak by taking one for the team. Binge watch “The Office” instead.
Libra 9/23-10/22
It’s time to start new Super Bowl traditions. Chug a glass of Sunny D for every touchdown, pass the chips and salsa on every foul and give up your slice of pizza to your friend every time your team throws an interception.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
You aren’t one to be superstitious over a football game, but don’t even think about touching the guacamole if you want your team to win the Super Bowl this year.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Stress cooking is what makes your house the place to be when the Super Bowl comes around. Don’t forget to put the pigs in a blanket and your famous potato salad on the menu.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Be nice to your mom on Super Bowl Sunday. When she calls after every fourth down she isn’t trying to annoy you — she just really wishes you were home to scream at the referees with her.