Horoscopes 11.14.14

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

In less than seven days, you’ll be on the road again. You just can’t wait to get on the road again.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

The stars have aligned just in time to tell you to calm the heck down. There is no reason to be so uptight about stuff. Jeez. You’re going to get an ulcer or something.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19

The laid back attitude is great, until you realize you have a little over three weeks of school left and you haven’t attended that class once. You know what one.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18 

Enjoy the little things in life, because one day you will realize they were big things. Mostly because those things will grow, because that’s how life works.

Pisces 2/19-3/20

Your productiveness from last week wore you down. It’s time to sit back, relax and peruse an old copy of your favorite book.

Aries 3/21-4/19

A friend in need is a friend indeed. Help one of your buds out this weekend, even if it only means stopping by for dinner.

Taurus 4/20-5/20

You’re entrepreneurial side is showing a lot this week. Take pride in what you can accomplish and make some money too.

Gemini 5/21-6/21

It’s been written by some ethereal other that you ask too many questions. Keep an eye out for signs that these spirits are mad at you. Or maybe it’s just that you’re just sleep deprived and going insane.

Cancer 6/22-7/22

Are you alive? The stars are flipping coins right now to see who gets a cold next. Stock up on vitamin C, because you have a 49 to 51 chance.

Leo 7/23-8/22

It’s all fun and games, until someone loses their cool. Then it just becomes a great ball of fire.

Virgo 8/23-9/22

The revelation you have recently made is that you don’t necessarily need to speak to communicate. You do, however, need to speak in order to cook with a friend.

Libra 9/23-10/22 

A rigged cast of the runes all point to you being right about everything this week. Go forth and boast. Ungrateful sod.

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